I had to write a recommendation for my friend today, I'm getting so good at it lately. Bullshit is definitely my strong suite!

Working at the Jewish Community Center was a priviledge and a challenge for me, but all my fears dissipated when I met Dasha Ostrova who was the Editorial Assistant at the New American Teen Program at the JCC. She explained our assignments very clearly, and worked with the newer members of the team - helping us to develop a story ideas and writing style. Dasha was always friendly and helpful, teaching us how to use the computers at the office, and showing us how to use the different programs for editing our New American Teen Magazine which was named MANT.
As we continued working at the JCC, Dasha was instrumental in helping newly arrived immigrants figure out their options for college, preparing them for the TOEFEL exam, working on applications, and researching grants.

So then my friend - Dasha - IMs me--

"i wrote you a recommendation letter too

To the Boy that wants to get into MM's pants: I have known Margarita for the past 12 years. In which time she has proved her self to be a sex pot with a high libido, great bod, and sharp teeth. I highly recoment getting into margarita's pants. She is a wonderful lay and a human being."

Hilarious!

I really don't think I'm a morning person - unlike most of my roommates... they seem to be up and about and clean and ready to face the day and actually go OUT for breakfast when i stumble out of bed - my only intention to make it across the living room to the bathroom - which is invariably occupied. Grrr... meow...