Is there something on my forehead?
and if so - is it a word?
and if it is - does the word spell out "adultery"?
or "unfaithful"?
and if not... then what is it about me that makes guys want to be unfaithful to their wives and girlfriends for a few nights of margoshka-hot passion?
Not that I'd go for it! Oh, no, ladies and gentlemen - I've learned my lesson well, its been over two years since I've been with a guy who's attached to another woman - and I'd like for this trend to continue. I'm too fucking good for these losers anyway...
But, my question is - what IS it about me that attracts them - the married, the attached, - like moths to a flame?
Cuz the truly wondrous thing is that men who are NOT attached seem immune to my mysterious charms.
Last night was spent being hit on by a friend, who is in a long-distance and currently rather unfulfilling relationship, he kept crooning to me, “are you excited? Are you excited about us, babe, about our relationship?” Uh… frankly NO. If there’s one thing I’m not excited about – its probably us, because there is no “us” – there is you, my dear boy, and then there’s your annoying girlfriend who just called you on the phone a few minutes ago from Boston. Come on now! Don’t insult my intelligence.
“I’m sleeping in your bed tonight, right?” he asks me. Ya know, sweetie, this little game you’re playing has nothing to do with me – so I’d really appreciate it if you could leave me the fuck OUT of it. Damn.
As if I don’t have enough problems with my libido… I don’t need this bitch-ass boy trying to get all up in my shit – when really he’s all talk and no action anyway. Shiiiit.